Someone please help me. I am not a Lizard Person. I did not choose to be sold to an immortal being who tortures me daily. My life is a living hell. I am more of a sick pet than a person. That being said, I've never been in a relationship before and admittedly the cuddling is really nice.
I stumbled upon LizardPeopleMeet.com while googling "easiest way to kill myself". I still suffer from crippling depression but at least now I get to have meaningless sex with strangers once every other month! I hope one day to make a connection with another sentient being but I guess that's a little too optimistic.
— Galax'or The Destroyer
Dating has never been easier! I have so much trouble meeting people in real life because I'm so busy at work (I fake terrorist attacks) but I was getting sick of using other dating websites like OK Cupid, J Swipe, and Fuck.com. Other sites just never understood my need to connect with exclusively other Lizard People (or human slaves chosen against their will). I found the love of my life using LizardPeopleMeet.com and for that I owe them everything! I love you, LizardPeopleMeet.com!
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